Did you know it was my one year birthday last week? Mommy told you, right? She's been whining about it all month.
Did Mommy tell you my party was awesome? The best part? Easily the cupcakes.
No, seriously. They were good.
Like, really, really, REALLY GOOD.
Like so good that people might eat them, take a bath in the sink and then party in their diaper good. Not that I did that or anything.